your biggest fan » you are a fucking creep. who the fuck wears suits and calls themselves lord dorian.. get some social skills and piss off x

Oh right so you think you have any better social skills than me, coming on my blog and spewing aload of vurbal abuse to a refined and dignified man as myself? Or anybody else for that matter versus my polite and clean style of talking to people and broad repetoir of conversation topics when I happen upon friends or even strangers I meet? Oh yes of course I must rethink the way I socialise towards the very vulgar minded plonkers of the human race. You talk to me like that and have the nerve to tell ME to aquire better social skills? YOu lot of kids go around being aggressive and swearing at every bugger whom you come across, is that what you call having social skills?

I am curious to know exactly what "better social skills" entails and requires in your mind?

Who wears suits and calls themself lord dorian you ask?
Answer: One who happans to be called Dorian and has the title of Lord, whom unlike commoners like you, takes pride in one's appearence and dresses smartly

People seem to jump down my throat for the stupidest reasons on facebook, I will be looking at my friends wall posts and I will give them an innocent comment and all or some of his/her friends will some how take offence and send a nasty reply and arguments break out, it's so rediculous, eg.: My now ex friend Lauren had a wall post about how a BEE had got into her house and she was trying to get rid of it and on un unrelated subject somehow a conversation emerged between her and her friend susan about how she'd gone to an amusement park and lauren asked if it was fun and susan replied "it was buzzin" so I thought it was ironic talking about bees and then unrelatedly buzzin was mentioned so I referred to it as a joke saying: ohhh buzzin like the bee lol. and then said: hi lauren I haven't been on for ages because the computer broke down blah blah. now tell me exactly what about what I just said would offend anybody? But anyway susan started getting all upperty saying "no not buzzin like a bee I mean buzzin as in it was brilliant" yess I knoww that, so she obviously didn't get the jokey side of it, sooo serious! And then she said to lauren "who's that weirdo?" I thought, how am I a weirdo??? How did you get weirdo from what I said??? More like she's the weirdo, taking offence and getting all nasty over such an innocent thing I just said! Lauren instant messaged me saying her friend thinks I'm starting trouble and that's when I descovered these messages....What about that message about buzzin and hi lauren I'm back says that I'm causing trouble? Strange person, it happens alot though, I'm afraid of commenting on my friend's stuff even if it's a completely innocent normal message incase I get a load of grief from their friends who have nothing to do with it anyway, because the message I send is usually to that particular person who is my friend and not any of that person's friends so whatever I say is usually none of their business and they have no right to interfear unless I was infact saying nasty horrible things and then I could understand them interfearing and jumping down my throat, it's ridiculous, I can never make sense out of it because they never tell me why they jump down my throat, what it is that offended them so greatly. But anyway Lauren refused to defend me, she said she'd known this susan for ages and she was a good mate but I wasn't asking her to go against susan, I would have apreciated her just saying something like "Hey Susan, don't be nasty to Dorian, he's my friend also" That's not being nasty to Susan but she's still defending me, but no, she refused to do that aswel (I told her) so some friend she was and I just deleted her and she didn't seem to comprehend what it was she had done to annoy me because obviously these days the kids feel it's ok to be horrible to people even their friends and they are supposed to just accept it well I'm not accepting people who are either rude to me or refuse to help me in situations which I could really use support, that just isn't a good friend now is it...

Well this is annoying, the text editor on this thing has changed and when I choose a font size and colour it doesn't show up so I can see it before I publish it but then on top of that it doesn't even show up as how I edited it! And it doesn't let me separate text like when you press the big "enter" button and it gives you a gap, well it doesn't show up with a gap any more it just posts it with the text all together, this is most annoying and inconvenient, I do hope it isn't permanent and hope blog drive corrects this annoying mistake

Dear Readers, I have been informed that my blog is an enjoyable read so you will love this entry I have to post, I was in Ashton out shopping and came across what looks like a children's toy shop, it has mostly toys in the front and around but then you go to the back and there, on show are a load of adult sex toys, penises, boobs and things saying I love sex and all sorts! Why would someone do that? Have an obvious child orientated shop and put sex toys in, albeit at the back but still, they are all on show, they are not covered or in a seperate room with a warning saying no children beyond this point or anything. What kind of sick moron puts sexual stuff in a toy shop? I can't believe it was allowed, I also cannot believe no one else has complained, I mean, there you are with your kids looking around and they discover all the sex toys, what must the parents think. I can't believe this was acceptable, it's an absolute outrage $$ -- D.N.S -- $$

What's with all these people putting photographs that are sideways on or even upside down on facebook or any other social network or gallery? I know sometimes you take photos sideways on on your phone to make them wider but why can't they rotate them before they put them on these things? I mean do they put them on that way deliberately or something? It's annoying having to tilt your head sideways to see them. I guess people are just too lazy but what is so hard about right clicking them and pressing rotate? I find it harder just uploading them all onto the computer so forget rotating them which is easy as pie. I always rotate my pictures before putting them up, even if I'm not intending to show them off in galleries I still do it for me because it looks better, god what is wrong with people??
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You know the facebook instant messaging tool on that bar at the bottom right, It is an absolute nightmare to chat on because it cuts you off typing everytime the person you are chatting to sends a message so you have to put the chat window down to the bottom and bring it up again in order to continue typing! But if that isn't annoying enough, now it's decided to go really slow every time I chat on there and keeps freezing every time someone is actually typing a message until they have sent it and it ALSO freaking cuts you off typing so you have to again put the damn chat window down to the bottom and bring it back up which now takes ages so the 2 problems combined make it an absolute frustrating chatting experience,  it's awful, you just want to pull your hair out because you just want to say what you want to say but it takes absolutely ages for it to freaking let you type!!
It's much better when it is running smoothly and you can just chat all nice and swiftly and fast and the thing is, I don't hear anybody else on facebook complaining about it, I heard in some wall posts that actual facebook itself was being a pain in the arse to people, being slow or whatever but I don't see how unless they were in fact referring to the instant message part of facebook because for me that is the only part of facebook that doesn't work so well and is frustrating, slow and annoying.
I can't believe no one else is complaining, and I really want facebook to correct this problem but I am not sure how to complain to them, I hope somebody complains soon and facebook corrects it because I'm going to screamm! I really want to chat to my friends on there but it's just no fun when it keeps fecking freezing on me!

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How come these days people seem to think Christmas lasts only one day? It has always been bloody 12 days of sodding Christmas ya ninnies! It's as if they are trying to shorten it because now apparently it is a stressful time of the year and all I hear now is "oh I can't wait for the holidays to be over" well you used to hear "golly I sure can't wait for the holidays!" everyone is just so pissing miserable these days it's sad. I just love Christmas! It was always known as the happiest time of the year but now it seems to have become a burden on people! It may be hard work putting it together but it's worth it in the end leading up to the big day and if they want to shorten christmas, why not 2 days of Christmas? xmas day and boxing day are the 2 main days of christmas so if you insist on shortening Christmas then it's 2 days but in actual fact it's 12 days god damn it!
Although I think it's just in america that it's only 1 day, because it is in fact in the movies that I hear them talking about it being 1 day but you know since England is becoming more and more like america I wouldn't be surprised if they followed that as well! After all, England only seems to copy the bad habits of America such as fast food joints and weird words and god knows what else, I'll list some more when I think of them.

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It bugs me why people insist on using pictures of themselves with other people in them as a profile picture because how are you supposed to know which of these people is actually them if say they are both the same sex ? unless you can add a caption saying "it's me on the left/right/centre" but nevertheless a profile picture is supposed to be of YOU and not anybody else! there is plenty of space to put pictures of you and your friends in your photo albums but a profile picture should be of YOU an only you, nobody else, it's stupid, the point of a profile picture iis not to show off your friends but to show off yourself so that people know what you look like!

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My stupid display picture will not change, I've tried changing it several times and it didn't work and when it finally did, it's now changed back to the old drawing of an old  man that I tried changing in the first place! What is going on with this stupid profile picture editer! I will try again but I bet it won't work or if it does it'll probably change back again, I don't know how it managed to do that but hey this blogdrive profile picture changer isn't the most estute picture changer of all now as you know.

it seems to have worked, it's now a picture of me but who knows how long it'll be before it changes back to that damn drawing

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I am  a great artist, I draw excellent pictures and colour them in and do great things with them and everyone tells me how great I am at drawing so I figured I could sell my art and even do commissions for people, but I have tried putting up a website showing my art and advertising it and my pictures, I created flyers and put them up all over town, I put them up on deviantART and facebook and every thing but I still cannot seem to get anybody interested in buying my art, I don't know, maybe I didn't advertise my site enough. When selling my drawings as pieces of art failed, I decided to try selling them as greeting cards but I've had no luck with that either, no one, not even my friends have asked me to draw stuff for them to buy off me even though they all say how good I am so I don't understand, it is easy for everyone else who can paint or draw to sell them as commissions but ooh no not me, nothing ever comes easy to me, or my mum in fact.
But maybe I gave up too easily, maybe I have to keep on posting and advertising my website and art and stuff until I get results, but get this, I have had a couple of people interested in buying my art but both bailed! They didn't tell me they weren't interested anymore, they just simply never mentioned it again after I drew a picture especially for him and the second potential customer showed an interest in buying my art and I tried to discuss it with him but he never mentioned it again, what is going on, I just don't understand why bother showing an interest and then not bothering to pursue it??
If you are interested in viewing my art and maybe buying, my websites are:
MagicMoonCards
Lord Dorian

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